一個男人和四條褲子

以前的我要買褲子很難﹐因為我只能穿28﹑29寸腰圍的﹔

那些看上的﹐通常都沒有我的size。

所以那麼多年來我的‘出街褲’就只有四條。

一條是在米蘭旅行時買的HX。

那時的我還挺瘦的﹐所以雖然買的是最小的尺碼﹐穿起來還是有點寬鬆。

後經肉球俠侶介紹﹐到一間專改牛仔褲的服裝店﹐將大腿和腰圍的部份改小。

結果﹐現在這條褲子的下場最慘﹐

因為穿到一半﹐就會在大腿部份卡住。。。。。。。

第二條則是在新加坡和工作時賣的XJ。

這條牛仔褲只在腰圍的部份改小了一點﹐

所以下場稍微好些﹐只是腰部的鈕釦‘偶爾’會扣不上﹐

嗯。。。。。尤其是吃的很飽的時候。

第三條是去找老鼠醫生時買的LX。

雖然也有點寬﹐不過因為一直沒拿去改﹐所以一直很少拿來穿。

現在想起來真是明智之舉﹐因為四條褲子裡頭﹐

只剩這條穿起來是最沒有束縛感﹐最舒服的。

最後一條是我蠻喜歡的GX。

和第二條褲子一樣﹐腰圍的鈕釦現在扣不上了。

不過扣不上就扣不上﹐我偶爾還是會拿來穿。

只要把拉鏈的鏈頭壓下﹐確保拉鏈不會往下滑﹐再把T-shirt外放就好。

那天也和往常一樣穿去看戲。。。。

結果一回到家﹐當我一屁股坐在沙發上時﹐

啪的一聲﹐拉練爆了。。。。。。

幸好是在自己的家裡﹐要不然真的沒臉見人了。 😛

28 Comments Add yours

  1. Sean says:

    can fix the zipper or must throw away the pants? 😀 i still keep my very old size-28 pants, thinking that someday in the future, i will be able to wear them again. now cannot, too tight 😀

    1. CK says:

      I think can just fix the zip.
      Should show us ur old photos, want to see how skinny u were. 😛

  2. jemima says:

    Sayang-lah! It can be fixed.

    1. CK says:

      It can be fixed, but I need to slim down, otherwise it will happen again. 😛

  3. littlelamb says:

    Hi, I m sure somewhere, somehow there will be a perfect jeans for you. Keep looking.

    1. CK says:

      Yes, keep looking, since new year coming, time for new jean! 😛

  4. Scott says:

    原来每个人都曾经拥有28﹑29寸腰圍的时候…..
    可现在—-鈕釦會扣不上@穿到一半腿部份卡住…
    意味着需要减肥还是买新的褲子ah???

    天 ah…啪的一聲﹐拉練爆了 @@

    1. CK says:

      要減肥﹐也要買新的褲子!!!! 哈哈哈﹐新年嘛! 🙂

  5. kji says:

    這麼坦白,不容易啊…

    1. CK says:

      事無不可對人言嘛。。。。。

  6. Bluey says:

    Not able to slot in our old apparels is always a depressing experience.

    但人终是要向前看。是时候买新裤了,或者减减腰的尺寸哈哈

    1. CK says:

      對啊﹐不過買新褲子應該比減肥快!哈哈哈 😛

  7. vndone says:

    hahahahahaha…..暴笑中~不过现在比以前帅多了(上了年纪‘肉感’是好事)

    1. CK says:

      哈哈﹐謝謝咧﹐肉感一點OK﹐不過肚腩可不可以不要? 😛

  8. Shuku says:

    真是不应该笑, 可是读到‘拉练爆了’, 真是受不了。可以补吗?

    1. CK says:

      那拉鏈應該可以替換的。
      不過一天不瘦下來﹐還是可能再爆鏈的﹐呵呵。 😛

  9. Addie says:

    我26腰,更难买~~~
    那里有的改裤子?介绍下~~~

    1. CK says:

      那個我想需要量身定做了。。。。。 😛

  10. Rad says:

    Oh that’s Kenny’s jeans for sale?
    I need decorations for my new room!
    Oh, funny cause I also talked about clothing in my recent post

    Btw, I stopped by to tell you that Kenny is planning to continue his painting which I wish I could own. I need a good decoration for my room

    1. CK says:

      Those are my jeans, that I cant fit in anymore! LOL
      You can ask Mr Mah to paint you one for your room, but not sure how long you have to wait. 😛

      1. Rad says:

        Ahhh ok. So, you’re selling them? ;p

      2. CK says:

        Hahaha, you want to buy? 😛

  11. Engwee Ng says:

    雖然只有4條褲子…但是價位條條致命…
    尤其是那件LX…單單看到logo命就已經只剩半條… 😛

    1. CK says:

      不會致命啦﹐哪有那麼誇張。。。。 😛

  12. Rad says:

    Umm you and Kenny are like famous online so if you put those jeans on eBay and mentioned who you were, you could get the same amount of money that you had spent to buy those jeans. You might even get more! :p

    1. CK says:

      LOL, we are not famous at all…..You overestimate us. LOL

      1. Rad says:

        No! I mean there is a legit LifeforBeginners dedicated Facebook page! Only famous people do that ;)) and you happen to be mentioned like in every blog post he writes :p

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